You can't trust blondes. She's willing to give her brother a new haircut between her legs just to be appreciated. I understand him - it is impossible to break away from such a body, even by force of will. And then we wonder why some chicks don't give it up on the first date. It's because they have brothers who string them up before they do!
My favorite subject is group sex with an Asian girl. Is it true that they're really tight down there? Always been curious, but haven't had the chance yet. Hopefully I'll get the chance someday.